A Million Ways to Die in the West
Arizona, 1882
Some people are born in the wrong place and time.
It is the American frontier in 1882.
A hard ground for tough people.
Scarcity of food.
Disease abundant ...
And ... life is a daily struggle to survive.
It is a Miss USA, 1880.
Damn it all.
To make a home and living in this inhospitable land ...
Required a brave man and hard as iron.
People brave and strong ...
and Prosperous.
But some people are just a big coward.
Well ..
I'm surprised you showed up, Stark.
Yaah .. You said you would kill the family I ...
And I burn the house ... And if I do not come ...
Breeds!
Is there anything I tell you to cancel it?
Are you 'Yellow' Stark?
Oh okay .. It's a bit racist to our friends who like to work hard ...
This way of Far Eastern're friends right?
You stupid asshole!
See .. I just feel if we can talk about this ...
You know, we can find a rational solution ...
And ... maybe even laugh about this someday.
I'm not in the mood to laugh, Stark!
There's always humor in every ..
Oh, hey look .. It will make you laugh. Take a look at our shadow.
It seems as if our shadow kissing each other ..
Wait, look at this .. My God, Charlie.
God .. Thank you, you were very generous indeed! oh waw!
It is a great guy you are ..
We did not know each other, but .. it's true .. it's true ..
I'll give a little touch of the hat when you want to go, OK?
We laugh, right?
Why do we fight? I do not remember. And you?
You really half goat rat bastard!
Grass will not grow!
How is this? I pay you the money that you lost.
Give me two days to sell Shumasi.
And I'll give you the money, ok? just two days only
If you do not have the money .. I'll chase you ..
Okay. Thank you very much for you patience.
I appreciate it.
And you know what? Is this a reply to those people ..
Who came to see us fight ..
Oh please shoot whoever that guy! I took off half a day for this!
I just wanted to show that he was a grammar teacher in our school ..
Just wanted to try a little.
Oh I'm sure it will fix it.
I told him that I would pay, and we went ..
That's it, we were done and he shot my leg.
I mean it's just a scratch, but look at it.
What?
You're supposed to fight him ..
I have to fight?
Are you serious?
Oh please, it is one of the best shooters.
I feel like I have Parkinson's disease nearby.
What is it?
It was just one mysterious ways God shows that he loves us.
Oh come on .. It would be suicide if I fight it.
Albert, I want to break up with you.
What?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I shot today.
I know.
Wait a minute.
What this all mean? Is it because the penalty shoot it?
No, I've been wanting to do for this.
You're a good man, but ...
I realized that I wanted something else.
The other thing? It's been a year and a half!
I know I'm just a goat farmer, but ...
You're not even a good breeder.
Thy everywhere.
One thing to do is keep all breeder goats somewhere
One day I went to the farm you, I saw one in the backyard ...
Hill ... three, two in the pool and on the roof.
Okay okay that one's name is Bridget ..
Okay? He's retarded aga ..
Let's get back to the topic ..
Why did not directly tell me what the problem is ..
And maybe I can fix it.
Maybe when I'm older, time would be nice.
People aged 35 years ...
Each girl has a need ... and should get married.
I just had to ..
I had to work with my own resources.
Oh God .. You're not supposed to say it ..
"I have to work with my own resources." ?
It is the oldest excuse in the world. You know it ..
It ..
You're right .. That's not what - what, I know why you say it
Do you mean that I'm the problem?
Goodbye, Albert.
Holy? Louise Louise ..!
I love you.
I'm sorry ..
BAR
Iya! Ayo! Ayo!
Ya, ya, ya!
As you do, right?
Yes it was sensational!
Hai Edward.
Hai Millie.
Are you waiting for Ruth?
Yeah .. I left work early so I was thinking about bringing a picnic.
It seems almost over.
Remove the **** is the Face!
Do I look good?
Yes, you look good .. Nice ..
See Edward, Do you mind if I ask you something?
Yes, of course.
Are you okay - what with your boyfriend .. who slept with 15 people per day
And get paid to do it?
Oh, too bad my job ..
I know .. I know .. But you repair shoes ..
Eddie !
Oh hai dear.
What are you doing here?
I finished work early.
And I think we can walk - the way out ..
Oh ii .. Oh nafasmu dissolution ..
Uh uh .. I have to do **** ..
Oh never mind .. Oh I brought you some flowers.
They are all beautiful! Yeah come on.
Do not I have the best girlfriend Millie?
Honestly, I do not understand ..
See you!
Oh hey Ruthie, Clyde Hodgkins wants to come later ..
What does he want?
I think he wants a ** l ..
Oh dear, we can buy a new belt for the church!
Oh that's good! I know!
Oh so 5:30 is not what - what?
Aah .. it's enough ..
What time is your promise?
Ah .. This is not true - true as the dentist's office.
Oh you just have to come ..
When he wanted to put pe ** s ** Ask the pan.
Well let's say 5:30.
Oh, sial.
You're late.
For what?
Fair enough.
Albert.
Hey, teman-teman.
We heard about Louise.
It was horrible.
We commiserate Albert.
Do you want to sit?
I did nothing. I will hit pan TKU **
I look at old photos of .. I and Louise.
This is from the carnival.
Ya.
It's at a picnic.
It's at the prom.
I almost wish I could smile once in a photograph.
Louise has an incredible smile.
That would be weird.
Do you smile in pictures?
No, are you? Good Lord, no.
No, you'll look like a crazy person ..
But it ..
I'm trying to understand how can I mess up this relationship.
I did everything for him.
If he is happy, I am too. That's all I care about.
And he is .. He is one of the things that makes .. Shooting it ..
And disease .. And wild animals and Indians ...
Depression is common on the west.
Not be tolerated.
And I love her very much.
You're going to make me cry.
Mari kita Buk .. Yeah ..
So what would you do?
I do not know. Suicide, perhaps.
Albert, I know everything looks pathetic now ..
But I promise .. There are many things to be lived.
Really?
What can live in the Borders in 1882?
Let me tell you something. We live in a horrible place and time.
The western part of America is a disgusting, dirty and dangerous.
Look around you.
Everything that does not kill you, will kill you ..
offenders, grumpy, drunken ..
... Illness, injury, Indian, climate.
You could be killed only by going to the bathroom.
I'm risking my life every time I go to the bathroom outside.
There's a snake in the grass derricks.
And even if I succeed, you know what can kill me?
Cholera. Have you heard about it?
The Black Shit. The Black Shit.
The addition of the latest border disease in the club.
Even if you survive all that, you know what can kill you?
Doctors can fucking kill you.
I had the flu a few years ago.
You know what he said? "Oh, you have a nail in your ears."
A nail in the ear you.
It is Modern medicine.
"I have 39 fever."
"You need a kick ass".
You know our pastor? Pastor killed two people. A Father!
Yes shoot a man in a duel ...
And ... then go and kill the kid ...
Because he was afraid he would avenge him ...
How do you know that?
Because he gave a sermon about it!
Pelajarang about to see something ..
Did you see those people?
The miners working in the silver mining? See what they eat?
Ribs with spicy sauce.
They eat spicy foods at each meal.
Do you know why?
Gated because they really are very much toxic gas
They inhaling toxic gases in the mines all day.
That's what they can feel.
You know what kind of diet they run?
Constipation, cramps, dispetzia, heart pain ..
Kidney .. hemorrhoids, inflammation ...
They actually die because of their own farts
And oh oh .. want to see more?
What we must do, we just have to go out the front door.
That's our mayor.
He's dead.
She passed there for three days.
No one did anything.
Not moved.
Not investigate death ...
Or even replace it with a temporary mayor.
Last 3 days, the highest officials of the village ...
Already dead.
Look at that! Look at that!
The wolves took him away .. I was right!
Good-bye, Mr. Mayor! Have fun becoming a wolf droppings!
OMG!
That my friend, the American West.
A desperate tank, the hell with everything.
Why do not you shut up?
You shut up!
Ruth !
- Stop! - Oke, baik
At least let Dr. Harper to see it tomorrow.
I hope you can hear now.
You know what would happen if I ...
And ... said, "Look at this"?
Va says: "Eso looks painful."
"I'll give you a bird pecking for blood."
Maybe you should ...
Maybe you should try talking to Louise.
- Good idea. - Yes?
You hit the nail. You hit the nail!
I still can!
Sometimes I have good ideas.
I did not mean now.
For, man ...
You do not have to take ... and ride.
It, too.
Curtis, teman ...
... I'm not going to. Right back, okay?
¡O no!
No, that's too ambitious.
Hey. Hey.
Albert, what are you doing?
We need to talk.
- It's 1:30. - We need to talk.
- Tonight. - What happened to your face?
I fought with animals that can not be identified.
Kau Gentayangan.
I'm a little drunk.
I do not know what you want from me, but too late.
I have to go.
Please listen to me. I love you, okay?
I love you.
And I think if we talk, we can fix it.
Albert, you have to go.
Of course you are the right person for someone, but not for me.
Good night.
¡Dejame tocarte!
You're an idiot!
We'll talk tomorrow.
You know what? After I hear you fart out.
And rang ...
And he was one of the smell.
Ask A apestosín.
And I heard ...
You know what would I buy with this gold, plugger?
Young burn leaves?
Te voy a buy a lot of fresh fillets.
Sure you will like it.
What? What have you got?
Tenang, perrito.
¡Kauri, perrito! ¡Cállate, plugger!
"So, from!
Hello, friends.
Hello.
What can be helped?
Let rise Sherman Creek.
Please let us inform the shortest route.
Yes, I can help them.
I have a map here.
Yes, sir.
They are on the main road.
And the main street ...
Pasa por ... Bullhead ...
Y ... va directo a Sherman Creek.
If you want the fastest path, down the canyon Bilbee.
It's safer. There is little chance of bandits.
Thank you.
It can.
Another thing you can do for us.
What?
You can teach citizens.
Gold? I do not have gold.
I hope.
He had looked up Alla ...
The river ... but already sold out.
The plugger old and I've given up.
Back to the city.
You see, that's the problem.
Back to the city for half a day.
Found means to sell gold.
Enséñemelo.
I swear, I do not have gold.
We just went to town for ...
Let me think a minute.
Piénselo.
You may have some gold.
This is it!
He has forgotten me.
Lléveselo.
- Pull out the pistol you. - What?
No, I will remove it. That would be stealing.
You know what, man? We will fight for him.
- Clinch. - Cállate.
Take gold and now.
Only a thief will do that.
Am I being called a thief?
Then pull out your gun.
That's it.
Now his apúnteme.
We shoot the three.
One ..
Two ... ...
Damn, Clinch! You have to kill him!
Yes I know the heart,.
I'll give you gold!
He had to ask twice.
I'm a busy person.
Children You suck.
Do not ever tell me that in front of men I.
The wife of a man who respects.
Let's try again.
God, I love you.
I'm the luckiest girl in the history of the girl.
That's it. Now mount.
Oye, Clinch.
Look at this.
You will lose half a day if you go to Bullhead.
You, Enoch and rider Jordy I arrange.
We took Gorge Bilbee to Sherman Creek Road.
They pushed us more ...
Diligence ... attack.
Anna, te voy protect.
Lewis, Anna brings the east.
Ocúltense left of Old Stump.
Do you understand?
We'll let things calm ...
For you ... and back in 12 days.
Ayo, child-sized scale.
¡Ven, plugger!
Ayo! Yes!
Alright! Ayo!
OMG!
See who got up at 2:00.
Still no pork and cream if you want.
Aku on as Mandi.
If I'm dead? Help me?
Only once, change seats.
Fuck you.
Edward, hello. How are you?
Oh my God, you look terrible!
What do I need for the confidence I.
Thank you. How are you?
I was a little worried about you.
I have not seen in the city within 10 days.
Looks like you stay at home all day.
No, I stay home. Yes out.
You know what I'm doing on Tuesday?
I went to the ranch and Charlie Blanch pay the money ...
So ... no me a shot.
That did it. I left.
I do not talk about it.
See, this is the truth:
I have to stay here with their parents I.
Not much time left.
I just wanted to give back all the love and sweetheart ...
I am ... a child.
True?
Do you give picket again?
What do you care?
I love you so much!
I know this is disturbing you break ...
But ... you have to entertain.
You have not shaved lamb week.
You do not understand how it feels.
With all due respect, you do not know.
Every night you go back to the girlfriend you that you want.
Having sex with her and you ...
No, Ruth ... and I never do that.
What do not you ...?
Have you ever had sex with Ruth?
Yes No, do not. Yes.
Do not have sex with 10 people per day in the brothel?
On a slow day, yes.
But you've never had sex?
Ruth did not want to wait until we get married.
It is a Christian and I do too.
We take care of ourselves for the wedding night.
Edward, did you have sex with someone?
I'm doing some thing with my uncle I was, but ...
It is very difficult to remember all of it.
You're right. It could be much worse.
Ya.
I'm going to go out and meet girls. Thank you.
That comes from the penis me!
I see kids everywhere with this ring.
Yes, me too.
Definitely bad for their brains.
We produce attention deficit. I read an article.
We laughed. Pierden el poder innovative ...
From the look ... ring.
Ya.
They will carry a cargo of ice today.
Want to go see?
- Yes, what fun. - Yes!
It is very interesting to see so much ice in one place.
Yes, I'm very happy.
Edward, mira.
Heaven.
El Maldito Foy.
He says he does not want to see anyone.
I like to work alone. See it.
OMG. Foy Sial!
Bigotería the owner.
See it. Kissing.
- ¡Maldito Foy! - Un beso francés.
Maybe you should let the mustache.
I can not afford.
Creams, candles, lotions. I do not have enough money.
¡Maldito Foy!
Maybe we should go to church.
- It will make you feel better. - The Church is not going to ...
Lihat, itu es!
Why is it so big?
Lest melt.
What fantastic.
This is very interesting as they do.
There's a company in Boston that was cut into large blocks ...
Frozen lake ... and send it to all ...
OMG!
How quickly deteriorate it!
Do not be fooled, the children I.
Swift Justice will do all the herdsmen.
No longer graze their cattle here and there ...
Tithing ... us.
It's like the part in the Bible ...
... It applies to this situation.
I also want to offer a prayer ...
Family ... James Addison, who died this morning ...
Downloading ... es.
James, you will remember sweetheart in July ...
Taking a cool drink ... You give life to You.
They are still going to use the damn ice.
Before concluding the morning service ...
Want ... welcome new members of the community.
And su hermana Lewis Barnes, Anna.
If you just change the Old Stump ...
Think ... and build farms.
We wish you good luck.
This concludes today's service.
God bless the week again ...
And there's a reminder ... Puma strength.
BIGOTERÍA
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Mustache
Extract choose COCAINE
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Hello.
Halo, Young.
Almost there for the show.
I think that we could go to buy a dress.
Need a new dress.
An expensive?
'Bodoh mahal!
OMG.
Hola, Albert.
Hello.
What is it, boy? You never come here.
I just watch.
Ya.
But you do not have a mustache.
I know. I think I'm one.
Maaf, te ...
I think I'm one.
Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom.
What kind of mustache you want to leave?
One huge.
One of them fell mouth ...
And ... then I ride the edge of the jaw.
And once again ... feet I ...
And once again ... my hair.
- A Moebius mustache. - Mustache Moebius, accurate.
Ya.
Such facial whiskers are very expensive accessory.
Ya lo sé.
Kau peduli Ovejas.
Do you hate what you do?
What do I do?
Stealing a man's girlfriend.
Do not you hate it?
Louise pecah Kau.
It's not my fault you prefer one set.
I can give you a luxury home.
Warm blanket, wrapped candy.
Can you say the same? Will be packaged candy can you provide?
Jódete.
Yes, that makes me.
Halo, cantik.
Hello!
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Ed.
What day is so long!
What happened?
Skies!
A man wants to smoke a cigar ...
He is to take ... and ash on the ball as he masturbated ...
And I said ... "What can I do all that?".
Ya.
You know, he's already thinking.
About what?
Well, I love you.
I love you.
And we have long together.
What do you think about the idea of ​​spending the night together?
Meaning you have sex?
Maybe not right away.
We acostarnos juntos a few times ...
And ... see how it feels.
However, Eddie, is a Christian.
I know what you're ...
I want to do ... and right in the sight of God.
But if we really want to ...
... Do not you think that God would look right?
No sé.
You're talking about premarital sex.
Have a little something here. You take it off.
Uy.
Thank you.
- That's it, I will. - What?
If you just, Me Voy to go to San Francisco.
Are you serious? Why Louise?
Yes, I'm serious, and I was Louise.
Do not know how I lasted so.
I hate the West, hate everything here.
What about me? I'm the best friend you.
I know. That's why I want to give it.
Tus is calcetines favorites.
Ya.
And I want to give you this.
You're lucky this handkerchief.
Ya.
It is sticky.
Hello to you too!
I found the people friendly city.
He said, "Why do not you suck you own a horse?".
Be careful, buddy.
I think you owe a drink.
Fuck it.
Watch where you step.
I thought I heard.
Tengo sed.
Then go to the river ... and slip into.
Last chance.
Damn!
Albert! Get in position!
We have our own struggles.
No one needs to participate. We hurt us a lot.
No need to come here.
This fight is much harder than others.
¡Kami pegaste!
Perdoname.
Bastard!
I changed the choreography.
You can not change. So we had a meeting.
That's where it hurts. There.
Under the eyes.
Yes, it's red.
Reasonable care.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Damn! Let's go.
Stop!
Sorry about that.
Often occur.
- Really? - Yes
You have very fast hands.
You are a true hero.
Me? I'm not a hero.
I mock people who shirt hero.
Look who's here!
Who is he?
Es plugger.
Hola, plugger.
So it's your sister?
Yes, Lewis. It has always been a bit rebellious.
Looks very nice guy. I'm Albert.
Anna.
Have you just arrived?
Ya.
Welcome to our great nation.
Thank you.
Lewis y Venimus derivatives Kansas City.
Ay, Kansas.
No, it's Missouri.
Yes, it's annoying and weird.
We want change.
We came to the West to build the farm.
- That's what I did. - Yes?
I have a farm about 3 miles from here.
What interests?
No, sheep.
Ya.
This is a very rewarding job, right?
Yes, this is amazing.
It's like being a dog walker with 150 dogs so stupid.
- sial, plugger! - OMG!
- Give me that! - What is it?
It is the mayor.
Damn!
How did you meet?
He moved to the city a few years ago to become a master.
An old teacher killed Tumbleweed.
- OMG! - Ya
In front of the children?
Yes, all of them.
Let me help you.
It is painful to see how you are doing.
And the whole time we were together ...
I ... I remember thinking:
"How can I be so happy?
She loves me now ...
But ... to realize I could not do it. "
And one day, he realized.
Finally deceive a girl I wanted to ...
And ... then disappear.
I think you got it all backwards.
Looks like you with curiosity about this girl.
What has given you back?
I said: It allows me to be happy ...
In place of life ... it is bad luck.
"You're allowed"? Wow.
Is it wrong that you say that.
My husband, kan?
I know that without it there for I am here.
Nah ...
Foy ... if this is a real jerk ...
'll See ... if he's smart.
Sometimes you need to go to some stupid people ...
To understand ... what is a good person.
Possible.
Are you okay?
This is a smoke first.
OMG.
- Sial ! s. - Rattlesnake.
- This rattlesnake. - Damn! 's.
Do not move and leave.
All right.
You do not have to go tomorrow.
Staying the weekend. Did not show on Saturday?
The Devil. Tidak voy a ir a la feria.
Louise va va to go and live with Foy.
That would rile.
I'll go with you.
If you want you ex boyfriend want you to recover ...
Stroll ... with another girl.
No sé.
Especially with a pretty girl.
When I saw it, will feel very intimidated.
You're very simple.
I was a little arrogant. But I have a very nice breasts.
Glee. Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Barnes, wake up. Have a visit.
Stupid bastard.
You kill the minister.
You know that you may hang for it?
I care a cumin.
When you arrive Clinch, it's not a problem.
Me va balance.
Try to stop dead.
One day ...
There will be ... a man faster Clinch ...
And harder ... and harder.
And then Clinch die.
And I'll smoke a cigar to celebrate.
A Clinch do not want you to talk like that.
A wife should not say that about you husband.
Yeah, well ...
To see if it ... before you hang up.
Tic, tac.
COUNTY WELCOME FAIR
Guys, no, no!
¡Andrew, Jonathan, do not! ¡Váyanse casa!
Hello, pastor.
Hello.
Are you okay?
OI arrested tu hermana.
Yes, I'm fine. See Albert ...
Do not worry ... by Lewis.
Whatever happens it is because of him. Do you understand?
Yes Anything you say.
Let the show. You know what I'm doing?
Does eating hot food when you handle?
I took the first picture I.
- It fertilizers. - No, it's true.
- No, it's dirt. - Oh, is fertilizer kKaung!
Very well.
Spelling photo BY LIGHTNING AND BY GOD!
Well, do not move.
They say there is a guy in Texas ...
What ... that smile when photographed.
It can not be. Really?
We talked about it. Is that correct?
I heard somewhere. Do not know if it's true.
It seems like a lie made.
Well, do not move.
- OMG! - Damn!
Do not move!
It's a damn show!
Every year something like this happens! Someone died!
- Really? - Last year there were two dueling ...
A knife fight ... scenarios fall ...
There were muffled ... and Indiann attack.
- Why do people Indiann angry? - I do not know.
We repartiéndonos country in half.
They are selfish.
Ladies and gentlemen! Ayo, ayo!
Try a sample ...
Lord and Lady, can you come here a minute?
Welcome! Are you interested in a can wonder drug?
I have the best tonic and healing potions ...
From the far corner of ... the world.
"Celebrated for stomach bitter."
One question: Owned by whom?
Which celebrates the bitter liquor?
Look at the ingredients.
"Cocaine, alcohol, morphine, mercury with GIS."
What is "mercury with chalk"?
It's science!
And red flannel. Is there a shirt there?
Pieces shirt.
Much obliged.
- Oh my God. - What?
That they are.
Okay, pretend you dijiste something intelligent.
OMG! What good!
What do you think ...?
- Pretend I'm saying something funny. - Stop it.
- Preséntamelos. - No te voy hadiah ...
- Hello! - Hello.
Foy teeth Louise, camp?
True.
The Anna hadir. It ...
I'm his girlfriend.
This girlfriend I.
I'm new boyfriend. Indeed.
Many sexual activity.
All the time. Living in.
If you want to send a letter, they should send her vagina.
Ya.
I got the skirt.
Really?
I put it when I came to the show 2 years ago.
Welcome to resucitarla.
Only idiots take something that is not wrong.
We went to see the shooting.
- Do you want to go? - What?
Va be fun, in ¿?
Yes, and we'll put things interesting.
5 sen per Kosong.
It's too much for me.
How to change?
What's up, Albert? Maaaaal? Will you business?
No, a penny is okay.
My God, do not go to the slider.
Let's go. We will remove the "wool" You.
No, I do not say it!
- How funny you. - Thank you.
Are we?
Ven.
Wait, no!
Here, good man.
Very well.
It seems unnecessary.
BUDAK Runaway
Why not put a duck or a rabbit or something?
Six shots, six white!
A great shooter!
Please, lady.
Thank you, I'm alive.
Want to try?
You can.
Solo bernapas.
Looks like I was you six cents cattle.
Yes, I know.
OMG.
Wait. Wait.
Want to put this interesting?
If you can knock down six of six dollars owed to Albert.
If I can not ...
- ... He owes one dollar. - Wait, what?
- Dollars? - I've never seen a single dollar.
- No one has a dollar! - Look at the dollar!
It is very interesting.
All right. Strive, miss.
How fast can put?
Two or three speeds, for experts.
As soon as possible.
Damn!
Congratulations!
It's a winner!
Thank you.
Come on, you owe dollars.
- That's it! - How beautiful!
Remove the cap you, is the dollar!
Let the girlfriend you shoot instead.
This is the height, right?
I said: "This is the height, right?".
Is it funny? Why is it funny?
It's not funny. Why is it funny?
Kau. Kenapa only tertawa?
I do not know. He laughs.
Ex-girlfriend you do not have a sense of humor.
I understand why you left.
Want to prove how brave are you?
You're kidding.
I've never been more serious. You and me, with guns.
You do not have a chance.
Tomorrow at 8:00 sharp.
Challenge accepted!
Tomorrow is a bad day for me, and I want to see them.
Say in a week.
Up, Albert?
Yes, okay. During the week.
Sheep have a business tomorrow.
During the week.
Vamonos, Louise.
You buy a sweet butter.
Oh, sial!
What do I do?
Foy Retaste to a duel.
I do not know what happened. It was out of the body I do.
Did you see the look on his face Louise?
Why?
I'm very pleased. Impressed.
You bring light into the stomach, man.
You did not show him like that.
I do not have that side. I do not know what came over me.
You grab their attention.
If you win, will be sorry to leave you.
I can not deal with it.
No soy Clinch Leatherwood.
Why do you say that?
It is the gunslinger region spirited and I do not!
Tidak, tidak eres Clinch Leatherwood.
Te va a ir bien, Albert.
Within a week I could teach you to shoot.
- You'll be fine. - Yes, it is another matter.
How does shoot well?
Who are you?
My father was against guns. Learning to shoot before running.
Never mind. I have nausea.
You're accelerated. We went for a drink.
Time.
This is our cute young couple.
Are You Real Cream I can offer?
- People die in the exhibition. - People are dead.
Take a right thumb You're ...
And ... pass on the left.
Crúzalo, acúnalo ahi ...
True ... and pass it on.
- Like this? - True.
You never shoot a gun.
No, I've got a gun.
I shot one in the gallery.
It has a load bed. It is complete.
Ready. I threw the cans you full load.
Shut up and focus.
It did not work.
Will work.
This will work and Louise will return to you.
How do you draw?
I jerked the gun.
Why are you being so nice to me?
What do you mean?
You came out of nowhere.
You're an anomaly in the world I terribleness.
You must have a million better things to do.
I can not make new friends? You look like you need one.
Supongo. But I know nothing about you.
Are you able to ask something?
Yes, of course.
Why love Louise?
For a lot of reasons.
I feel comfortable with it.
It's okay, it's fun, it's very beautiful.
It is very good, yes.
Right, sorry ...
I see ... what other qualities do not.
I find it a little bitter and narcissistic.
You have so many virtues.
I think you may be ...
I do not know why you think I have virtues, but ...
See? Every time you hate.
You act as if I had been doing good dating you.
You're suitable. You're gentle, friendly ma, ma ready.
You have managed to succeed here.
Many can not say it. You're a good farmer.
Please. I'm bad with the sheep.
Tennis louise reason. I will.
Sheep go to a brothel.
- Really? - Yes
He came alone and when I went to pick ...
It has won ... $ 20.
But thank you for what you say.
Look, the West is terrible ...
But ... it does not matter.
Ini Kau.
You need a boost of confidence.
Objectives up, shepherd.
- That's it! - See?
Very well. Now would be wrong.
If you leave I shoot 16 times before he shoots ...
Le ... Gano!
You'll be fine, I promise. You're going to get better.
DOC. HARPER
'Sea Damn, Albert! Yes my friends' in!
Shot very well today, much better than last week.
Here I have a surprise.
You get a super-secret cake Anna Barnes.
Wait, what's that?
This is a cracker mate.
- It makes me ill effects. - This cookie.
- I know. No, thank you. - Come with me a little.
I was surprised died from a drug overdose.
- With cookies? - The last time I ate ...
I think mongooses ... I could read my mind.
Hanya poquito.
- Very little. - A light meal.
That's it.
Are you kidding?
No, I'm serious.
Look what I made.
If it does not throw me off for a horrific attack.
- Eating junk food is there. - You touched.
Eat the other side. That's it.
That's it.
Now we are waiting for sunset.
It is very rare.
¿Me I feel like this?
You gave me the right amount? If I do not eat too much?
Just let yourself go.
I have a very deep bone today.
I have more skin than usual.
I acolchonando for the winter, but it's not winter.
My body grows.
I do not swallow either.
Not usually drink.
- Oh my God, he knows! - What?
He knows what this is.
No, I want to join.
I do not want to join the group.
Dinner, bastard loose.
What a waste of the lungs.
That is now the loose, sheriff?
Hello.
Te ves increíble.
And maybe a little uncomfortable.
Damn!
Vine too fancy, huh?
I've never been to a formal dinner.
In the store told me to buy this
And no one else is ... dressing.
What's the difference?
They're nobody about. You look fantastic.
How Jane Austen vomit I above.
In Jane Austen seems you vomit ...
Te ves hermosa really.
Can you breathe in that?
I like to get loose clothing ...
Strength ... and relax.
This is the outfit to relax.
I'm glad I remember six things I could stop pants.
- Ya. - Aku suka tu POLISON.
Ah, sí.
I love that fashion today stating that women ...
Simulating ... fat ass.
It is a simulation of a fat ass.
If I was black ...
It would be worse ... you could do that to me.
Say: "O Lord A fat ass, I love it!".
I got up and said, "Damn, that's a joke."
True. Because when you lift the skirt You ...
No ... just a metal cage.
Are you ready to take the stress you today.
Completely.
At least, it would be a good way to spend the last night I'm alive.
- Albert ... - Apa?
Do you believe me?
Yes, I believe you.
Very well. You will emerge unscathed.
If I think you're going to lose the game, you will cancel.
Are you okay?
Yes, okay.
Creeme.
¡Un applause for his band James!
Thank you. I am happy to have returned to Old Stump.
Does anyone Indiann here today? How do you get tickets?
Let me guess. Angry!
I tell you, mad Telegraph.
This is faster than e-ride, but ...
No ... you can send you a picture of the penis.
I lit a lantern.
Enjoy bison and enjoy their drinks ...
My horse ... as much as she enjoys getting screened.
Gathered to dance the bride!
Ayo.
Not! I'm so bad to dance.
- No one will notice. - Why not?
Because you're bad for everything.
Well, well.
Hello ... gembala.
Hola, Foy. Hola, Louise.
Hola, Albert.
Tomorrow is an important day. Want one last dance?
With you?
No, not with me.
- I mean, dancing. - Yes He and I will dance.
Now, for the fun dancing bride ...
Marcus Thornton us ...!
A poor communities.
Ready to dance stiff, weird West?
Sure.
Men who seek love
Do not lose hope
There are secrets you need to know to attract females
They may not be very good-looking attitude may be bad
But conquistarán chica in
Just have a mustache
A mustache, mustache
By just having a mustache!
You can be humble
Without a bit of pride
But do not be king
To marry a girl
You may not have a good name might be very poor
But the girl is yours
Just have a mustache
A mustache
With only a mustache has a mustache!
Maybe You're big and fat
O feo y repulsivo
All women will reject
You do not know how to achieve the goals you
Here are the suggestions I To make a revuelote
You can choose the one that you want
Just have a mustache
A mustache, mustache
Just have a mustache
A mustache, mustache, mustache
Kumis Besar, Battery ketebalan kumis kumis, tu Bigote
Say, say, say "mustache"
A mustache, mustache
You both said "stash"
A mustache
With only a mustache has a mustache!
Fucking asshole.
Can I steal a bottle of whiskey and we get out of here?
- I love that idea. - I will not.
You will see the dick.
Hello.
Albert and I will go ...
But ... I wanted to come and wish you lucky tomorrow.
Thank you.
Definitely weird ...
Shoot ... better than you.
Sorry, girlfriend, and I'm so glad I'm alone.
You know what's worse?
Bebo faster than you.
That, I assure you, is not possible.
Who would get 50 cents.
One ..
Two ... ...
Three ....
Damn!
Do not feel bad.
Alcohol does not mix with the fragile constitution of a woman.
Guess not.
Here you go.
Beli otak the news.
Sorry?
Kau idiot.
Good people in the world and shows on your feet ...
And ... you're here with this jerk.
It is a business that I am I went out.
So chaos, Perra.
How can you be so blind with big eyes?
Enjoy a night you.
Does not sound GrKau time.
Akung, hampir achinados.
- God, I love you. - I love you.
How about it?
We will stay warm.
Are you cold?
- A little. - Here.
- No, no, no! - Okay.
This coat requires 97 generations in the family I am.
I recorded the song mustache.
Think of other songs.
I can not. There are only three songs.
True, and all of Stephen Foster.
Ya.
Whatever happens tomorrow, just wanted to say thank you.
It can not be this far without you, and ...
Is ... maybe a little taken or talk you've pushed I ...
But I think ... voy strength.
I thought I could win.
You seem to have more confidence ...
The person who brings ... I'm out of the bar recently.
This is curious.
I feel I do not know anything about you after so long.
And I feel like every time I talk about it, you change the subject.
Not much to say.
The story I'm very similar to you, I guess.
Truth, hate the West so much like you.
- Really? - For reasons I'm alone, but yes.
Now I'm more like you.
Share hatred has something ...
- ... More inside of sharing tastes. - It's true, right?
If two people hate each ...
A loop ... made.
Hatred move mountains.
Ya.
Before I forget.
Oye, Bridget, Bridget.
He knows. Come here. That's it.
OMG.
What's this?
It's a gift to say thank you.
- Albert. - In no ice giants, ice alone ...
- Do not get too excited. - What is it? What is it?
Sial ! s.
Is that correct?
- He smiled. - Yes
- In the picture, he is smiling! - Is not it amazing?
If you buy a vendor who enter here.
This is the tell.
Good to know this exists.
- And did not seem crazy. - Nonsense!
Yang said the man.
Take one picture takes 30 seconds.
This person should smile for 30 seconds.
Yo it's never been happy for 30 seconds.
Nothing yet. It is the West!
You must be crazy!
Who knows?
You're very kind.
Do not mention it.
I owe you.
No one treats me with a good life I.
Por favor.
Thank you.
Forgiveness.
I should not have done that.
No, it's okay.
You've become very good friends, that's all.
The Aku ...
It's too late.
It should take you home.
Thank you.
Good luck tomorrow. I'll be there.
What's the point.
Good night.
Halo?
What ... what is it?
Nothing.
It is a weather experiment.
Oh my God!
Are you sure you can not undo?
Of course not. Call me a coward.
My life, if you fight tomorrow, I kill.
Yes, that's what happens in a duel.
But it's not a bad person, Foy.
I mean, he is a loser and always smell like sheep ...
- ... But worth morir. - 'Louise! Yes I took the decision.
Now, do.
- I'm very tired. - Louise!
Occupies a significant position.
I am an important person.
I have my own business. People are jealous of me.
What have you got?
- Foy! - Now, do not!
Halo, at least.
Where is Anna?
All right.
I do not think you'd come, shepherd.
Sí, mira, Foy ...
Shit. Are you doing?
I'm fine.
Mira, Foy ...
... It's all yours.
Louise ...
Really ... feelings for you.
But I do not know at one point ...
I forgot ... I think that the relationship is a two way street.
And recently I was reminded ...
How does it feel ... someone to love me.
And I like it.
If you want to spend you life with full of hair vagina ...
... I mean, God be with you and good luck.
I realize that may not be obvious joke last.
I do not mean he has a hairy pussy.
I mean that Foy has a mustache ...
Well ... that puts hair on you ...
When touched ... down there.
Ya.
I understand.
¿Anna?
- Coward. - Thank you.
Nothing.
Of course it's okay.
I do not understand. We work 7 days for mourning.
Very rarely lost.
Do you think that will have sex?
Maybe at some point who knows.
When I know, let us know.
We can all again some friends.
Kami sincronizarnos, seksual.
We are not going to have sex.
Forgiveness.
¡Ruth, ven joder a!
I'm coming!
It makes me focus.
- Clinch Leatherwood. - Fabuloso.
Another thing that can kill us.
Clothing should use a coffin.
One of these waters will die.
One of the children I saw a guy I kissed my wife last night.
I want to know who it was.
Yikes.
Someone will end up screwed.
You seem to be a good person.
And the people who either know not to take what is not theirs.
And this ...
This is mine.
I'll ask again.
Who is it?
Who?
Make sure you receive this message.
I see on the main street at noon tomorrow ...
I'll start ... or kill more people.
Are you okay?
You have to run from here.
Guys, there is a vacant house nearby.
We will keep gold there.
Ben, put the camp.
I need some time alone with my wife I am.
Claro, Clinch.
Ayolah, guys. Cepat!
Kau, bájate.
Who is it?
Mark Twain.
What? Really?
How stupid are you?
Stop!
Who?
For the last time. Who?
Brady is the sheriff. But please.
I beg. Do not hurt him.
After many years together ...
No ... you think I know when you lied?
Do not lie.
Plugs.
Tell me who ...
Or ... I put a bullet between the eyes to the plugger.
Por favor, Clinch.
Think You're kidding?
Who?
Es Albert Stark.
Albert Stark.
Much better.
I've been very careful skin.
See?
I miss you, baby. I missed a lot.
The longer the trip, the places quiet one ...
And the need to entertain ... contact ...
Women who like to entertain the bone ... You're tired.
And now I'm here.
You are here ...
Time ... and we have to become husband and wife.
As it should be.
Hei, bajingan.
Sial ! s.
I can not help it.
It was better.
¿Albert?
¡Albert!
You need to go from here.
That's what I did.
Right now. Reaching that you will find.
Jika tester Voy Mei. Me Voy San Francisco.
I should have been a week ago.
- I'm sorry. - Me too.
What about your father?
I asked if he wanted to go, I said no.
It is on a hill, buried with mother.
Do QUISS fool you ...
You know what, Anna? Do not make me waste time I do.
I do not take it off.
You have many opportunities to tell me and lied to me.
- Do I lied. - How do you describe yourself you?
You're married to the most ruthless killer territory.
I do not think I should say?
Not telling you to protect you.
Lie! You're watching over interest you.
And because I like you.
In espantarte want.
I do not think I would meet someone like you.
Someone who does not kill people?
It is very difficult.
Why women says:
"Why is no one who is not a murderer?"
It's not my fault. We got married when she was 9.
Nine?
How did that happen? Is there a ceremony?
Yes, of course there is one.
I attended parents and some neighbors.
I do not want to end up as a spinster of 15 years.
I do not even know why I'm surprised.
All the girls that I fall let me down.
And it's always surprising me.
¿Aku cinta?
I've spent. You can go.
You're right, I lied.
Apa katamu?
Should say: "Hello I shot a murderer of 10 years"?
One Year? Waiting? What polite.
Dia hampir 10 Thing I bulat..
No matter, it's over.
I knocked him out, I put a daisy in the anus.
Doing what?
I love you.
Young burn leaves?
I fell in love with a girl who does not exist.
You're name is Anna?
Is something bad, like Gwendolyn?
I name Anna. I'm the girl who fell in love.
Throw nyata Anna.
Perhaps for the first time in life I am.
I do not think I deserve a good person, but I deserve it.
I love you.
Es Clinch.
Sial ! s.
There is a path that leads back to the mountain. Go away.
- You rendah except ... - ¡Anna Waters!
Albert ...
He always shoots ... "two".
Enoch, Jordy, treating horses.
Not here, Clinch.
Kauri here.
¡Strong!
"I know you're here, Stark!
Ben, check the toilet. Lewis, warehouse.
Lewis.
This week, okay?
Maaf, bos.
Itu dia! Boss!
Damn!
Let's go after him!
What do we do now?
Va back.
Curtis. Itu fantastis, man.
When we come out of this, you get a prostitute horses.
Are you okay?
Anything you want.
You get the cow if you want.
You want to throw a cow?
You seem quite desinhibido.
How the hell fire?
Are you sure you want to?
Yes, absolutely safe.
I can not believe we're going to have sex.
With Clinch Leatherwood here, we all could morir morning.
Under the circumstances, I think God will forgive us.
Okay, here we go.
- Are you interested? - Yes, it was the first pussy I am.
Have you ever seen one?
No, I feel like I have to eat cake.
- Are you ready? - Yes
OMG.
What?
Does it hurt much?
- In you want. - 'No, I love you!
Yes, all of them ...
It looks like a rocket wrapped roast beef.
Yes, but you can see everything.
It was outside. There folds.
Alright! I will close the Bible.
Eddie, as appropriate.
Really?
If you go to hear rico.
Luckily I do not eat cake.
Ready?
Va be nice. Te va like.
Be careful.
Forgiveness.
Sí. Guau.
- Well, it was ...? There? - Yes
Sure, fine.
I understand. It's pretty big, right?
Yes, you got big!
No, I mean you.
- Anna! - Ruth, I can spend?
Sure.
Reaching out there.
Whatever!
Damn!
Please someone in on sex night.
You and I have a problem.
Sial ! s.
When you live in a village idiot I'm going to burn.
Stop!
How could you, fool, you speak our language?
I'm a nerdy jerk.
As I do not like other white I'm stupid, I resigned.
I have read a lot of books, I know a lot of languages ​​and mathematics pKaui.
What are you doing here?
Please Release me and I'll tell.
He speaks our language. That means we can trust him.
I escaped on a train and the next thing I remember is waking up here.
I do not know what to do.
I'll show you the way.
What is it?
Cara Young.
I'm going to lose my mind, I know.
I swear I'm not losing my mind.
I'm very sensitive to the drug.
¡Maldito corrosion volume!
Nerd! Good son! Moron!
Okay!
It took everything!
What?
'You Tomas semua!
Damn! Is that bad?
It was for the whole tribe!
You're probably going to lose my mind and you're dead.
It came. I see, I see.
It's a boy, Mr. Stark.
All right.
Not wanting to hold the baby?
Fuck you.
Put it under your pillow ...
Mouse ... and leave a penny.
Mouse does not exist, you idiot!
Clean up the horse droppings!
Class, please welcome the graduation speaker, President Lincoln.
Hello, Kau bodoh!
Eighty-seven years ago ...
I damaged ......
Like ... you.
But now I'm the president ...
Damn ... and I'm rich!
I eat candy licorice all you want!
I do not think it is a real Lincoln.
¡Oye, Louise!
Louise, I have seen this bike!
Want to go to ...?
Damn!
Not! Sorry! Sorry!
No, no, no!
¡Detente!
Come back here!
- Damn, not again! - Take the bastard!
Kau idiot.
How can you be so blind with big eyes?
Does not sound GrKau time.
Disculpa, Albert.
The children and I will prepare something special.
Maybe you are very handsome
Maybe you porte really bad
But win the girl
Just have a mustache
A mustache, mustache
By just having a mustache!
We are the custodians of the future.
Enter when ready.
¡Strong!
Are you hurt Condor black and kick the ball?
Ya.
How do you know?
This means that the self you have the correct value.
If you believe you strength ... You might find happiness.
Thank you for everything, chief Cochise. I owe it to you.
The village I have an old saying.
Sometimes the only way a person can find happiness ...
Are taking medication ... group.
Thank you for letting I bring them with you I know what I should do.
Well, honey.
A ver is importas a noviecito cumin for you.
Have ...
Six minutes ... they were twelve.
And it was not ...
Will pick up the pieces ... You're all over the road.
¡Strong!
Look who's here.
Suéltala, Clinch.
Yikes.
Love conquers all right, is not it, sweetheart?
Let him go and settle this like adults.
Lewis, Ben.
Llévense this bitch.
Albert.
Do not be stupid! Get out of here!
Get out of here!
It's too late.
It was stupid.
Albert is not it?
You're with the wife I was.
Well we do not, if that changes things.
Mira.
This is an idea I:
You're a brave man. Why not try it?
A duel. You and me. Right here.
Right now.
Having a desire to die, right?
I guess I have to find out.
Brandishing a weapon.
Apúntame.
Very well.
Now ...
Shoot ... on three.
One ..
I had been playing cards.
Never bet on it, Stark.
¿Where aprendiste interesting?
Istri Kau.
Caray.
Sial ! s.
Look, look! Before I was a friend ...
Give me a final word ... Okay?
To be brief.
No friends and Anna.
Are you okay?
It does not matter.
It's not his fault.
I kissed her, she does not love me.
It's not his fault.
I said I'm married with a little guilt.
It's true.
May have shot her in the arm.
What the ...?
And one more thing.
I grandparents were outside.
So the tradition of Atheism requires ...
To recite the song .. death before dying.
It only takes a few moments.
What are you, Clinch? Do not you feel good?
You okay, boss?
What happened to me?
There are a million ways to die in the West.
It is hunger, disease, duel.
And wild animals. Like a snake.
The funny thing is that you have not even bite.
You only need a little bit of blood poison ...
And ... you're toast.
For example, if you get a poison ...
For venomous snakes ... and put it in bullet ...
Land ... you need shots.
Yo know that you can take on an important ...
But ... You reap surprised ...
Anna taught I ... it's enough to defend themselves.
And a little poison in the wound ...
Enough ... to kill if ...
Albert.
He was already dead. You did it.
Ya.
You hear all the brilliant things that I do?
No, I thought not.
- I work out. - Yes, good.
I feel very good.
- ¡Alto! - ¡Albert!
I'm very pleased.
Let's make love in the shade.
Well done, gembala.
You're sorry for killing her husband.
OMG. It will not work.
He was a Methodist, I'm half Jewish.
- Really? - No.
- Thank God! - You do not really Arab, right?
Thank you God. I thought: "Kill me!"
My husband. "Tidak! OMG".
No, we're good.
Hola, Louise.
Hello. Look, if you want to ...
... If you want to talk, I'll do it.
I can go home tonight.
Do you know what, Louise? I want to ...
But ... I have to go home to work on myself I own.
Mataste a Clinch Leatherwood ...
The ... most lethal of the border.
Apparently so.
Should the prize money.
It did not occur to me.
What would you do?
END
'Teman Acérquense! ¡Acérquense!
Who wants to try to hit them on in the shooting gallery?
Probaré Yo.
Try it fat.